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The Talking Dead

Zombies love to chat

The Talking Dead

So Tone and I had this idea for a range of zombie cards, just doing small talk…pointless and very silly. These are the first few. They need a bit of tweaking I think….

Zombies
You can always talk about transport
zombies
…Or new shoes
zombies
or indeed, the weather.
Zombies
Phone Zombie
zombies
Hipster Zombies

 

 

Needy Pig

Needy Pig

I'm half way through completing a range of cards called Needy Pig. Based on people I have met, who no matter what you say, they like to trump it with their woes / needs. So, for example: You're ill. You are actually ill. But no, they are suddenly more ill. It's your birthday, but it's all about them…. These people are deeply annoying, so making them funny is my way of coping….

Needy pig birthday
See, all about NP

In the land of Needy Pigs, Looking your best is a priority….

Needy pig, valentine
This one is more straight forward

In the land of Needy Pigs, Valentine's Day is one of the most popular day of the year...

Needy Pig
Needy Pig is weird

In the land of Needy Pigs, a large well attended birthday party is essential

needy pig
It's still all about Needy Pig...

Brown Bufoone - Garden Night Creature

Brown Bufoone - Garden Night Creature

A bizarre mix of brown bear, red deer, bad dress sense and poor dental hygiene mean the Bufoone has to try harder to make friends that the average garden creature. Well-read, cultured, fluent in 245 languages and an excellent stand up comedian, the Bufoone is easy to know and a likeable companion. There is no end to his talents, which can become tiresome but his excellent baking skills mean his constant showing off can be overlooked if you like cake. Don't, under any circumstances, tie a green balloon and a blue balloon to his left antler as this  is the Bufoone equivalent of an engagement ring and breaking it off will be upsetting. You don't want to end up married to a Bufoone, trust me. 

A new range of Valentine's cards

Dog Stars and others...

A new range of Valentine's cards

Paperchase have asked me to do some Valentine card ideas so as they have already stocked the Dog Stars range, I have done some Valentine themed ones… I'm pleased with them. They are cute and funny I think...

Elvis Pedigree
Elvis Pedigree on Valentine' s day
Jarvis does Valentines...
Jarvis
Michael Jackson
Oh Michael, I love you too
Staffie
He looks like an angel
Sir Tom Bones
Sir Tom Bones

Blue Barfoone - Garden Night Creature

Blue Barfoone - Garden Night Creature

.....doesn't actually exist which makes it difficult to explain why you can usually see one every Wednesday night, at 2.39am, tirelessly weeding your garden. Barfoones are oversensitive and self conscious creatures and should be approached with extreme caution. If startled or frightened in any way they will emit a barrage of terrifying attack balloons form their enormous mouths. If you ever see a balloon in the night sky you know that there is a panicking Blue Barfoone not too far away. You have been warned.

Pink Draboone - Garden Night Creature

Pink Draboone - Garden Night Creature

Outrageously self important but ultimately pointless garden night creature. A year in the life of a Draboone lasts for a mere 24 hours which means it celebrates its Birthday every day. This makes them very expensive and annoying pets. Look out of your window at 3.47am and you might just see a Draboone pleading for a present. They eat cake and egg mayonnaise sandwiches on white sliced bread. This one is 11042 today which makes him about 33 but you should probably check that on the calculator. 

I was born in Oxford and now live in South London with my husband and three children. I worked for many years as a fashion stylist, and even when I was doing that all I really wanted to do was draw.....

Comments

PManCat

PManCat

01. August, 2014 |

We're getting a cocker spaniel tomorrow that we are going to call Jarvis :-)

Antony Medley

Antony Medley

17. January, 2012 |

I'll grow one if you get rid of yours first.

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